CHURCH CHUCKLES
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A British organist reported playing for a memorial service with a long processional during which the hymn, “Praise, my Soul, the King of Heaven,” was sung. Anticipating that the hymn would be too short, the vicar had written, “The organist will improve between verses 3 & 4.”
Hymns as the kids heard them…
The cattle are blowing the baby away
Up from the gravy a rose
Sleep in heavenly peas
Noel, Noel…Barney’s the king of Israel
While shepherds washed their socks by night
Contributed by Royce Eckhardt